“Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
— juno
I wish I could live
in every single Neutral Milk Hotel song.
it’s that time again.
nuyyJSEyS
MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
fgtgtfggt
ohai
bh
fv
quitting coffee/soda.
What's your favorite kind of m&ms?
I love peanut m&ms, they are amazing.i have to agree, peanut m&ms are brilliant.
peanut, almond, and crispy rice m&ms are delicious.
(via fuhteemuh)
no one laughs at god when the aeroplane starts to uncontrollably shake.
(via shakespeareanforklift)
It's-a me -- husky Bi-curious Pisan guy looking for someone to plumb my green pipe
I’m-a no shy guy, so no reply if you have the inhibitions. I want the big man who can take me on a moustache ride and make me scream, “WAHOOO!” My last relationship was tame and I get no sex for over 20 years. She was gold coin-digging princess and I’m-a always having to save her. Now I want try alternative lifestyle.
Responders must be-a drug-free (no mushrooms, etc.), into sports, and love to party.
this is the best thing i’ve read all day.
a long time ago, friends forgot about each other after graduation.
but in an era where we are constantly able to stay in touch through the internet, how will our perception of our fellow person change? we will see our classmates both succeed and fail, trial and tribulate, live and die, marry and divorce, and change and conform.
i’ve always wondered how we’ll fare in the next fifty years.
this is my backyard, it’s boring, I love/hate it.
i’m envious of your backyard’s ability to have grass.
My internet is working :D
(via glendabby)
score!
letter from adam
“hey all,
from some of the stuff I’ve read, it seems pretty clear that CTBT is NOT topical on this resolution. so for those of you who were spending time cutting CTBT, it’s time to either find good T cards or switch projects to another aff.
ban tritium, no first use, ban mininukes/tactical nukes are all great options.”
so i had about 400 pages of CTBT, fml.
(translation: the research assignment for policy debate that i’ve been working on for two months is no longer relevant.)
