It’s-a me — husky Bi-curious Pisan guy looking for someone to plumb my green pipe

thetallgrasseswave:

I’m-a no shy guy, so no reply if you have the inhibitions. I want the big man who can take me on a moustache ride and make me scream, “WAHOOO!” My last relationship was tame and I get no sex for over 20 years. She was gold coin-digging princess and I’m-a always having to save her. Now I want try alternative lifestyle.

Responders must be-a drug-free (no mushrooms, etc.), into sports, and love to party.

this is the best thing i’ve read all day.

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